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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:12
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
5 tiny habits that can significantly improve heart health, backed by science - Times of India
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
How do I separate the vocals of two different people speaking in a single channel?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
DC-area pediatrician on CDC urging summer camp operators to screen for measles immunity - WTOP
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Wall Street sets Palantir stock price for next 12 months - Finbold
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.